Britney Spears is Pathetic
I’m not a big fan of Britney Spears (strange, I know), but it’s hard not to be impressed by the total absurdity of one of her new songs, Cold as Fire. Take a listen and see if you can catch what I’m talking about:
According to the lyric sheet, Cold as Fire is g-rated to the max. However, in the beginning of the song, it sure sounds like she’s saying:
“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy, Make him come in my mouth, Make him my new baby”
Right on! I guess I won’t be mistaking Spears for Eve Libertine any time soon…



Friday, August 31st 2007 at 6:29 pm
Sounds more like a “Make him call me mama” to me.
Either way, it’s on of the worst songs I’ve heard in a while.
Saturday, September 1st 2007 at 7:03 am
I don’t know why she’s singing like that. Sounds like a 14 yr old. I like the beat.
Tuesday, September 18th 2007 at 5:53 pm
“freak it down. freak it down. foolish fuckery let me handle my business?” weird. this track is horrible.
Monday, November 19th 2007 at 9:21 am
I think it’s only a matter of time before Britney runs over a photographer and kills ‘em. What happened to that sweet old Britney we used to know and love?