Britney Spears is Pathetic

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I’m not a big fan of Britney Spears (strange, I know), but it’s hard not to be impressed by the total absurdity of one of her new songs, Cold as Fire. Take a listen and see if you can catch what I’m talking about:



According to the lyric sheet, Cold as Fire is g-rated to the max. However, in the beginning of the song, it sure sounds like she’s saying:

“I’m just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy, Make him come in my mouth, Make him my new baby”


Right on! I guess I won’t be mistaking Spears for Eve Libertine any time soon…

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4 comments to “Britney Spears is Pathetic”

  1. Comment by brittany:

    Sounds more like a “Make him call me mama” to me.
    Either way, it’s on of the worst songs I’ve heard in a while.

  2. Comment by Jared M. Thiele:

    I don’t know why she’s singing like that. Sounds like a 14 yr old. I like the beat.

  3. Comment by garrett:

    “freak it down. freak it down. foolish fuckery let me handle my business?” weird. this track is horrible.

  4. Comment by topfloor music:

    I think it’s only a matter of time before Britney runs over a photographer and kills ‘em. What happened to that sweet old Britney we used to know and love?

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